Spoilt Brats
Mr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."
Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.
( , Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
Mr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."
Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.
( , Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
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They're everywhere, these days.
2 girls talking in a corridor behind me, en route to a German lesson-
Girl 1: "But won't that [brand new car] cost a lot of money?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, but fuck it: daddy's paying, and he should have got me the pony I was after anyway."
Both girls in this conversation are 18, incidentally. Having always hated Girl 2 anyway, I wheeled round and called her a vacuous, repulsive, disgusting slag, with an emphasis on slag (sadly she was one of those girls blessed with incredible looks and a rich father, which means she dressed like a Versace sponsored hooker and expected people to treat her like royalty*).
Also, I've just moved into halls at uni. 3 days ago I discovered one of the guys from the floor below me won't drink the tapwater here. We're living in a highly urbanised area in [the UK]. He chose to cough until he could taste blood when he ran out of bottles of water after the shops had shut.
Cunt.
*I'd treat her like royalty if I could get away with it. Shame I'm a republican**.
**no, not the political party. VOTE OBAMA!
( , Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:02, 7 replies)
2 girls talking in a corridor behind me, en route to a German lesson-
Girl 1: "But won't that [brand new car] cost a lot of money?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, but fuck it: daddy's paying, and he should have got me the pony I was after anyway."
Both girls in this conversation are 18, incidentally. Having always hated Girl 2 anyway, I wheeled round and called her a vacuous, repulsive, disgusting slag, with an emphasis on slag (sadly she was one of those girls blessed with incredible looks and a rich father, which means she dressed like a Versace sponsored hooker and expected people to treat her like royalty*).
Also, I've just moved into halls at uni. 3 days ago I discovered one of the guys from the floor below me won't drink the tapwater here. We're living in a highly urbanised area in [the UK]. He chose to cough until he could taste blood when he ran out of bottles of water after the shops had shut.
Cunt.
*I'd treat her like royalty if I could get away with it. Shame I'm a republican**.
**no, not the political party. VOTE OBAMA!
( , Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:02, 7 replies)
Still,
a little piss in his water wouldn't go amiss.
He does sound like a terrible cunt, after all.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:24, closed)
a little piss in his water wouldn't go amiss.
He does sound like a terrible cunt, after all.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:24, closed)
Oh, for sure.
What I meant was that he's a pathological cunt. You're right.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:45, closed)
What I meant was that he's a pathological cunt. You're right.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:45, closed)
...
As should have been immediately obvious.
The lights are on, but no one is home.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:56, closed)
As should have been immediately obvious.
The lights are on, but no one is home.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:56, closed)
Maybe someone will treat her like royalty...
...by getting pissed and chauffeuring her into a concrete pillar at 100 mph.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:36, closed)
...by getting pissed and chauffeuring her into a concrete pillar at 100 mph.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:36, closed)
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