Spoilt BratsMr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."
Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.
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chthonic, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
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Another one from my school daysA girl in my year at school parents paid £20,000 for her to sit in the background of Central Perk in one scene of Friends simply because she liked them. £20,000 for fucks sake. You couldn't even see the dozy bint, Ross's big face blocked her out.
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* thinks of Jennifer Aniston in her prime ** rubs own thighs fiendishly *
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Aniston?Bleeeuurgh.
Cox? Maybe, but only during one of her phases where she's not skinnier than a garden rake on the Atkins diet.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:45,
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You're kidding?You would knock back Ms Aniston? In her prime? Are you raving hatstand?
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Kudrowevery time.
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Now that's just silly(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:58, closed)
You know she is an filthy bitch though.Anniston would lie there and think about Brad Pitt which is too much pressure and Cox...well she looks like Skeletor with pubes on his head.
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Ah but.......Brad Pitt is a 'plate-faced mong'.
* clambers into flameproof suit *
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If Brad Pitt is plate-faced mongthen I'm fucked.
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I'm perfectly un-hatstand, thank you very muchAniston is a plate-faced mong, with absolutely no appealing physical qualities.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:56,
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But that aside though.......you would, wouldn't you? ;-)
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Yesbut I'm not exactly picky.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:26,
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exactly...i was asked once, by my wife no less, which one of the harridans in that show i thought was the best looking.. I said i thought they were all nasty spunkbags and would, if i had to, piss up Cox's arse, because 'she would probably be into that sort of thing'
That told her.
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I hope you slapped her at the timeand then asked her which of the Chuckle Brothers she finds most appealing.
It's always Barry though. Always.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:27,
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Barry wouldbe totally submissive. You'd be all "To you" and he's like "to me!" and you could just punch his face every time he looked round and shout "keep lookig ahead bitch" and he'd totally take it and just get off even more.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:38,
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Pfffft!I've got a mental image now - or I would have if I could remember which one was Barry.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:44,
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The one with the tash'`andthe spikey hair. Wait....
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that sounds bothspoilt and stupid
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