Spoilt BratsMr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."
Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.
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chthonic, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
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bake a cakeWe were baking cakes in a home economics class, and everyone was to bring decorations from home. Most people brought candles or icing sugar or whipped cream or some varieties of fruit, but it was the posh kid in the class who kicked it up a notch. By the time she'd finished decorating, her cake had on it: jelly beans, sequins, tassles, sparklers, elegant figurines, an ipod shuffle, a flamethrower, antique furniture, a hovercraft, hitler, a jetpack, a cure for AIDS, a proof of the Riemann hypothesis, and the chinese national army.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:34, 4 replies)
Oh come on...Please stop exaggerating...
Tassles indeed, you only get those in Ann Summers
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*click click click*Hitler cake decorations?
BEAUTIFUL.
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the Riemann zeta-hypothesis has been unsolved for 149 yearsand your telling me the only known proof got eaten by a spoiled brat?
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They had to eat the cake to grade itAnd the kid was so spoilt that they weren't going to let anyoe else get part of the proof if they couldn't have the whole thing.
i.e. they wanted to have their cake and eat it + 1/2.
*Thanks Wikipedia page for Riemann hypothesis for helping with thoroughly awful attempt at punnage.*
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uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:12,
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