Spoilt BratsMr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."
Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.
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chthonic, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
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Brat on the busA girl in her late teens got onto the bus with a 4 or 5 year old girl. As they walk past I was confused, it looked like a teenage mum, but the girl was very well dressed. When they spoke it was clear this was East European aupair looking after an upper middle class English brat.
The brat spent five minutes trying to annoy the young aupair before demanding that she recall a dream she had mentioned. So the aupair, sounding quite happy, began to recall the previous nights dream in a sweet slavic accent;
"In my dream I am travelling back to my country to see all of my family. I am very happy because I've not seen them for so long. Our village looks beautiful and I can see my parents house. My brother is there and my mother, and..."
"NO!" the brat screams, "not that one. Tell the dream where _I'm_ a princess and I live in a castle"
The poor aupair, sounding slightly choked, then begins the Princess story, probably for the fourth time that day.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 18:54, 5 replies)
Arghdidn't you want to throttle that kid?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 19:47, closed)
I wanted to hear the story about her dream trip home.The kid did deserve some kind of learning, but I didn't want to spoil the aupair's day any more. She was trying so hard to keep the horrible child amused, and upper middle class parents really hate it when the aupair returns their child throttled and blue.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:08, closed)
The au pair I feel sorry for...Couldn't you just.... give her a hug and try to reassure her that not all English people are like this bastard, and it'll be ok when she can go back to university or just get on with her life?
*click* that child will get hers... she'll get her karma one day!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:43, closed)
To be fairI think the princess story would have been more entertaining. Who gives a fuck about some dirty backstreet eastern European village when you could be given a tale of castles, dragons, and knights in shining armour.
(, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:37, closed)
no, the princess story was rubbishI had to endure about 10 minutes of carefully choreographed princess nonsense. Somehow, the story involved brat child joining in the telling with a 'princess' line. I've blanked that line from my memory, but it was repeated over, and over, and over again. I expect that back home there was a read-along-with-mother upper middle class activity book that the poor aupair was forced to memorise.
ps - great link, barryboys.co.uk is fantasitc. How I've not found that before is a mystery.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 11:04, closed)
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