self-pitying whinging response to QOTW
I am,myself,something of a spoilt brat,or rather a 'lapsed aristocrat' as Tony Benn or whoever it was calls them (my family can be traced back 12 centuries
and i have four quarters to my chevron,lucky lucky me),but fortunately i grew up at a time when my family had no money,so i've never wanted for anything i really
wanted,and my parents worked extremely hard all through my childhood.I avoided some of the spoiling that i should have suffered.
What bugs me is my friend,who's new money (envy much?),and was bought a 1963 Mustang Firebird for his twelfth birthday (yes,like the
one in American Beauty),will be given 120k in legacies when he leaves university,will immediately get a job in his father's upscale architectural
company (despite doing a degree completely unrelated to that),and will live a long,healthy life filled with trips to exotic places.He whinges that his life is falling apart because he
has to fill a shift in a bar every other week.
i'm supposed to be a taoist but sometimes i'm just sick with envy.sick.sick.
I live in university accomodation with a laptop and some books.his father has just bought him a lovely four-bedroomed house in the upscale part of town.
-weeps-
if you want to give me money so i can fund my bohemian/shit life...fuck it.ill get another job.
apologies for lack of funny.

EDIT : It's a 1963 Ford Mustang Coupe in bright red.Cunt.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 10 Oct 2008, 19:00, 6 replies)

Ahhhh, but
YOU are cool enough to be on b3ta and he isn't. Mwa ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa!
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 19:47, closed)

Never understood... in 5 generations time, his descendants will be the same sort of person you claim to be now.
Which means... ?!

Don't mind me. I'm just bitter that the furthest we can get back in our family tree is to a Scottish Gypo in the 1830s who didn't keep any records. Bumholes.
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:22, closed)

i know it means nothing,really
it's all i've got to big me up :P
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sat 11 Oct 2008, 16:41, closed)

As far as I know
There is no such thing as a "mustang firebird", considering that they are competing cars.
(FredrickPendragon found this post to be in very bad taste on:, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 3:44, closed)

you're right
i should retcon but i can't be bothered.it's red and its a mustang and it's a fucking beauty,which doesn't really detract from my jealousy.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sat 11 Oct 2008, 16:38, closed)

only a coupe though
at least its not a shelby or a fastback...
(Inflatable Aardvark, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:01, closed)