Spoilt BratsMr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."
Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.
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chthonic, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
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I wasn't spoiled at allIn fact, I had a pretty crap start to life. I never knew my parents - in fact, they made it very clear they wanted nothing to do with me. I spent my childhood moving from place to place, not really fitting in anywhere, and certainly without many luxuries. Eventually, however, my luck changed. I was taken in by a very rich man, and I suddenly found that I had everything I'd always wanted. Perhaps it went to my head a bit. I was convinced I always knew best, and it led me into a lot of trouble and fighting - even killing a man, and covering it up. Even so, I found and married a beautiful woman, and looked set to live happily ever after. Unfortunately, murder has a habit of coming to the surface, and it wasn't long before I found out that the man I killed was really quite important. Turned out, in fact, that he was my dad! As if that wasn't enough, I'd only gone and married my mother by accident! Bit of a bugger, that.
O.R.
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MatJ LOOK, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 16:51,
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PahAint as bad as this one bloke I knew. Something of a musician, anyway, his girlfriend pegged it and he moped around playing the worst music imaginable for days! Eventualy the gods caved in and let him take her back, but the idiot looked back or screwed up or something and she didn't make it. Some people eh?
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hahame likey.
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That's disgusting!You should poke your eyes out in penance!
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Has anyone elseHeard the Ballad of Oedipus Rex? It's by Tom Lehrer, an american mathematician, comic and singer, the same guy who did the periodic table song.
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Not heard it,but I love the Elements song. Therefore, saved for more sober tiems.
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ActuallyI WAS planning to crawl off into the mountains for a bit...
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MatJ LOOK, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:37,
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