Spoilt BratsMr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."
Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.
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chthonic, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
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And another thing...The same kids from the post below, upon being questioned on anything they'd done/not done, had one stock answer:
"Because"
Usually accompanied by a shrug and walking away. It had the unerring ability to send me from 0-60 in the blink of an eye. It's quite possibly the most annoying thing anyone's ever said to me. Picture it:
"Why did you punch your sister?"
"Because"
"Why didn't you clean the kitchen up today?"
"Because"
"Why did you eat all the chocolate in the house?"
"Because"
Aaaaaarrrgggghhhhhhh!!!!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 14:26, 5 replies)
You have to learn not to ask questionsbut to instead issue statements.
'You've hit your sister, no cake for you!'
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"Why didn't you do as I asked?"
"because."
*smack*
"ow! why did you hit me?"
either:
"because"
or
"because you're an arrogant little shit stain."
No. I don't have any children.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:10, closed)
You ought to have kidsYou don't even need a babysitter when on holiday.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:10,
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the worst word a child can learn.with the possible exceptions of "no" and "why?"
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:47,
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Why haven't you cooked me any dinner?Because.
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