My gf's cousin
Not to tell tales, but this is ridiculous.

She's in her late 20's, and...

*Would get her mom to pick her up from the combined tube/train station every single night, even though the walk is less than 5 mins.

*REFUSED to take the tube and would ONLY take the train.

*At this age, is UNABLE to cook a piece of TOAST and is UNABLE to use a WASHING MACHINE (doesn't know HOW).

*Would spend up to £1000/weekend on ratty clothes -- basically tat.

I could go on an on...
Oh and this person has a 1st class degree from UCL in Economics and a Masters in Finance from Cambridge -- apparently.
(zero.coke, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 15:16, 6 replies)

Which explains why
The economy is firked if thats the calibre of the raw materials they employ
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:38, closed)

How on earth
can you not be able to figure out TOAST????
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 22:17, closed)

She can't find the untoasted stuff
And doesn't want to do with the "working class" substitute of dried bread.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:51, closed)

She can't find the untoasted stuff
And doesn't want to do with the "working class" substitute of dried bread?
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:52, closed)

This tale
is like reading a story in 'The Sun' what with the sporadic capitalisation.

I like it, it exites me.
(Spaff_Quaffer Wise fwom your gwave., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:04, closed)

Very late reply, but...
...as a former Cambridger, I can assure you Cambridge do not and have never offered a Masters in Finance. I think a call to UCL is in order.
( prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:24, closed)