Spoilt Brats
Mr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."
Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.
( , Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
Mr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."
Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.
( , Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
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He's a little princess
A dear friend of mine, the youngest of seven and the only boy in an Asian family with a small empire of successful restaurants.
The God-child incarnate.
For his first term at university, he put his clothes in the washer but failed to add any laundry detergent.
I was the one to disabused him of the belief that the cleansing suds were an automatic function of the machine itself.
After this unhappy discovery, he decided that he was simply not cut out for such wearisome drudgery.
He posted his smalls back to his mum and sisters for laundering and took all his shirts to the dry-cleaners to be washed and pressed.
Shameless.
( , Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:16, 2 replies)
A dear friend of mine, the youngest of seven and the only boy in an Asian family with a small empire of successful restaurants.
The God-child incarnate.
For his first term at university, he put his clothes in the washer but failed to add any laundry detergent.
I was the one to disabused him of the belief that the cleansing suds were an automatic function of the machine itself.
After this unhappy discovery, he decided that he was simply not cut out for such wearisome drudgery.
He posted his smalls back to his mum and sisters for laundering and took all his shirts to the dry-cleaners to be washed and pressed.
Shameless.
( , Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:16, 2 replies)
i read that last line
as
"he posted his SNAILS..."
Some people are both stupid and useless
( , Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:14, closed)
as
"he posted his SNAILS..."
Some people are both stupid and useless
( , Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:14, closed)
posting dirty knickers
is something I would be terribly ashamed to do.
What if the package came open? What if it turned up at home with one of those 'opened by customs' stickers?
Oh god no.
( , Wed 15 Oct 2008, 5:40, closed)
is something I would be terribly ashamed to do.
What if the package came open? What if it turned up at home with one of those 'opened by customs' stickers?
Oh god no.
( , Wed 15 Oct 2008, 5:40, closed)
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