When I was a lad…

My friend and I were invited to a birthday party at the house of an annoyingly rich kid named Tarquin.

We were the only poor people there as all the other kids invited were also stinking rich…and as for Tarquin himself? Well, he and his family were so butt-munchingly wealthy that he even had his own swimming pool!

Generously, the parents let us all dive in and we had a great time.

As we were changing afterwards, my mate said to me: "Did you notice how small the rich kids' cocks were?"

"Yeah," I replied despondantly, "It's probably because the lucky fuckers have got toys to play with."


( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:31, 5 replies)

Wait a minute....
...you'd rather play with a toy than your own cock?

You must have been doing it wrong mate.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:55, closed)

Did you poo
in the swimming pool?

I only ask because, you know, it sounds like the sort of thing you might have done.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:58, closed)

Hah!
And hide it in the pool filter box for maximum brown spreading love factor.

Don't get your arse too close to the water in the filter box though or your guts will be sucked out your bum.
(Que?, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 7:22, closed)

WTF
kind of a name is "Tarquin"? Seriously, in the States, it's a pig's name.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:10, closed)

generic "posh kid" name, like Cuthbert or Rupert
Although the only Tarquin I've ever known was a glue-sniffing school dropout who lived on a council estate. Hmm...
(Binary Solo loves a bit of algebra, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:22, closed)