Spoilt Brats
Mr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."
Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.
( , Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
Mr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."
Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.
( , Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
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I disagree
Firstly, my original remark was tongue in cheek.
Secondly, you completely failed to notice my reference to wanking.
( , Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:39, 2 replies)
Firstly, my original remark was tongue in cheek.
Secondly, you completely failed to notice my reference to wanking.
( , Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:39, 2 replies)
Well
There are two options: either it was tongue in cheek or I'm so thick that I can read something, misinterpret it, have a rant and drop in some insults to boot. Actually I have a history of doing just that and no one ever gets it but it makes me chuckle.
( , Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:01, closed)
There are two options: either it was tongue in cheek or I'm so thick that I can read something, misinterpret it, have a rant and drop in some insults to boot. Actually I have a history of doing just that and no one ever gets it but it makes me chuckle.
( , Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:01, closed)
I'm not saying you didn't
intend it to be tongue in cheek, but it didn't come across that way. It read as though you had read something, misinterpreted it, had a rant and dropped in some insults to boot.
If your going for satire in a written format, you've got to push it so far that everyone has to either assume you're joking or your the biggest cunt in the world.
( , Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:25, closed)
intend it to be tongue in cheek, but it didn't come across that way. It read as though you had read something, misinterpreted it, had a rant and dropped in some insults to boot.
If your going for satire in a written format, you've got to push it so far that everyone has to either assume you're joking or your the biggest cunt in the world.
( , Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:25, closed)
I think
alot of people make the second assumption but I've made a few people laugh along the way. Cheers for the tip, will try harder, either that or put a ;-) after every post.
( , Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:41, closed)
alot of people make the second assumption but I've made a few people laugh along the way. Cheers for the tip, will try harder, either that or put a ;-) after every post.
( , Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:41, closed)
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