I spoil myself
So fellow QotW-ers

Should I drive the 800 metres to the recycling centre to drop off 4 empty cans of diet coke in my:

Lotus Exige?

Audi R8?

Aston Martin DB9?

thanks

Halfy by name fucking more than a half in me bank account arf arf
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:55, 19 replies)

forget the cars...
they'll fit in your ego
(One_Winged_Angel Ich Dien, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:57, closed)

Sod that, old boy!
Get Jenkins to run them down in the Range Rover.
( Cawl, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:59, closed)

oh dear god no
He is too busy with the Shoots, we have 12 guns this weekend and the bloody head nman is off with a bad back
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:02, closed)

Heh heh!
"Guns!"
(snopesthetruth, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:41, closed)

Just think of all the money you could have saved if you just gave in and got a cock extension.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:59, closed)

Don't you have a helicopter?
Pleb. *sniff*
(Binary Solo loves a bit of algebra, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:59, closed)

Careful old bean.
You shouldn't sniff those plebs. They smell funny, don't you know.
( Moey, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:02, closed)

Judging by my neighbor
the Cayenne Turbo. For under 10 cans. "we're doing our bit for the environment- what are you doing?" the said when asked.
Didn't appreciate someone pointing out that thanks to traffic I'd been able to walk the 800 or so meters in the same length of time and so that was greener.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:18, closed)

oh
peuh peuh peuh a Cayenne? christ I wouldn't give one of those to my cleaner, fucking horrible things
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:23, closed)

I know.
I was at what I belive to be the launch of them (first Motor Show they turned up at, anyway- pretty sure it was the launch!). I managed to piss off the Porsche guys and gals when I said- perfectly honestly- that the back seats were "fucking awful" and that "even if I had the money and the need I'd not have one".

I've now got a ford probe (seriously good first car!) and the back seats in that are comfier according to my diminutive mother.

I'd not inflict a Cayenne on any member of my house staff, even if I had one.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:28, closed)

ive got
A fiat punto.

and its shit.

Best car I ever had was a Volvo 440, bloody hilarious 2 tonne monster that went like a steam train
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:45, closed)

porsche cayenne
triumph of money over style.

ugliest piece of 50k+ crap i have ever seen.

(my 94k miles ford Ka is beautiful on the other hand - but for 7k new i am prepared to take the jokes..)
( bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:51, closed)

Why
not send the Filipino slave boy instead?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:28, closed)

obviously
because the cute little he/she is currently sucking my cock.

silly fuckarma
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:29, closed)

Apologies!
I meant the spare of course!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:31, closed)

he's off
apparently the new tits haven't bedded in very well, some kind of silicone leak.

I told the little bastard to swallow, maybe it'll listen properly next time
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:33, closed)

Days off????
I hope you give him/her a good birching upon his/her return!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:51, closed)

maybe
a light raping so it knows who si boss
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:57, closed)

Diet Coke
is for fat people.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:43, closed)