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Mr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."

Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
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My ex is REALLY spoiled.
Any man trying to sleep with her now might as well just open a window and fuck the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:05, 15 replies)

curse those butternut squashes
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:07, closed)
Yeah,
but it was only after I'd finished with her...

/cheap shot
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:12, closed)
Trust me
You wouldn't have wanted to. If I had to describe the ex's appearance, I'd say 'Imagine if Skeletor had a sister, and she had really bad Eczema'.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:14, closed)
Was this the one
That you married?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:15, closed)
Yep
but I've got so many exes it's hard to keep track sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:32, closed)
Ah...
Robert MonkeyStud.
Putting the "ex" into "sex".
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:33, closed)
Not likely
more 'Bert the man-slut, putting the AIDs into your daughter since 1997'.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:38, closed)
I don't have a daughter
:|

That was my cat.
You cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:41, closed)
Cats
deserve teh AIDs, the little shitebags fart on your head when you're asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:42, closed)
How would you know?
Surely if you're asleep, then... Y'know...
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:46, closed)
The smell woke me up
and there was a very nasty tasting walnut whip on the carpet.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:47, closed)
JUst my type!
Honest!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:15, closed)
Bert?
Are you really David Beckham?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:18, closed)
I wish
but only because I'd like his money, and because I had a very naughty female boss once who was mad about him.

She raped me of my innocence when I was 17.

*sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:42, closed)
so
a spotty kate mccann?

Horns!!
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:18, closed)

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