
In which we ask a bunch of pasty-faced shut-ins about their exploits on the sports field. How bad was it for you?
Thanks to scarpe for the suggestion.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:40)
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In summer our netball and hockey fields were transformed into tennis courts. Finally a sport I quite enjoyed and for the first time ever I was excited about buying sports equipment. I remember choosing an awesome jet black racquet, it was wooden and heavy but it did the job.
I would be undefeatable!
Turns out I was as crap at tennis as I was at pretty much any other sport* so lost pretty much every game I ever played. I can't remember who I was playing against on this one occasion but as they had defeated me so soundly they felt a Tennis Pro style celebration was required.
Dropping his tennis bat and running towards the net I had the ideal view to witness him leaping across the divide, catching his foot on the top of the net and face-planting into the tarmac surface.
Win!
* Apart from Volleyball. For a short-arse kid I was ace at that.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:19, Reply)
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