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This is a question Sporting Woe

In which we ask a bunch of pasty-faced shut-ins about their exploits on the sports field. How bad was it for you?

Thanks to scarpe for the suggestion.

(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:40)
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A warning to parents:
You may be thinking that giving your rapidly-growing child sports footwear that is slightly too big is a wise investment. They'll grow into the pumps eventually won't they?

Well, pay heed! When an older child (Laura Lee) steps on the end of one of the toes during netball practice, your child won't feel it. She'll attempt to carry on running, trip over and end up with a greenstick fracture on her wrist. Her teacher (Mrs Carter) will, after about 10 mins, try and force her back into the game without consideration for her general health.

After 6 weeks in plaster and around 20 years, she'll remember this incident and relate it to strangers on the Internet.

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:24, 7 replies)
i'm not making the same mistake your parents did
by always making sure that i wear a condom
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:08, closed)
... and by being so physically and emotionally repulsive that nobody will ever have sex with you.

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:57, closed)
Pot, Kettle Doc.

(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:07, closed)
You Shambolicist, you!

(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 1:17, closed)
I've just googled "greenstick fracture"
and I don't remember my bones being particularly pliable, as a child.
You probably should've drunk more milk.
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:34, closed)
Maybe you should talk to your mum and dad about this,
rather than posting it here.
Unless they're b3tans in which case - "Hello, Old People!"
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:29, closed)
This reminded me of "Women, know your limits!"
So I clicked it.
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:51, closed)

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