A warning to parents:
You may be thinking that giving your rapidly-growing child sports footwear that is slightly too big is a wise investment. They'll grow into the pumps eventually won't they?

Well, pay heed! When an older child (Laura Lee) steps on the end of one of the toes during netball practice, your child won't feel it. She'll attempt to carry on running, trip over and end up with a greenstick fracture on her wrist. Her teacher (Mrs Carter) will, after about 10 mins, try and force her back into the game without consideration for her general health.

After 6 weeks in plaster and around 20 years, she'll remember this incident and relate it to strangers on the Internet.

DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES HER PARENTS DID!
( e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:24, 7 replies)

i'm not making the same mistake your parents did
by always making sure that i wear a condom
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:08, closed)

... and by being so physically and emotionally repulsive that nobody will ever have sex with you.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:57, closed)

Pot, Kettle Doc.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:07, closed)

You Shambolicist, you!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 1:17, closed)

I've just googled "greenstick fracture"
and I don't remember my bones being particularly pliable, as a child.
You probably should've drunk more milk.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:34, closed)

Maybe you should talk to your mum and dad about this,
rather than posting it here.
Unless they're b3tans in which case - "Hello, Old People!"
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:29, closed)

This reminded me of "Women, know your limits!"
So I clicked it.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:51, closed)