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In which we ask a bunch of pasty-faced shut-ins about their exploits on the sports field. How bad was it for you?

Thanks to scarpe for the suggestion.

(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:40)
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Cultural differences.
When I was about 15 I went on a school trip to Japan. I had been studying the language then for about 3 years.
We had a fucking blast - some of the adventures I have already chronicled in these hallowed pages previously.
As part of the trip we had a "home-stay", where we lived with a Japanese family for a few weeks and went to their school. To be reciprocated later.
Whilst at the school we got to play their sports...

Shorinji-kempo - teaching clueless teenage boys pressure point techniques. Yay!
Kyudo - Shooting big, fuck off arrows with big, fuck off bows at itty-bitty targets. Cool.
Sumo - skinny, white Aussie boys getting pasted by big, Japanese fellas. Nothing suss!
Judo - excellent as I hadn't done it in a few years, was great to be back on the horse. You never really forget - it's like getting thrown down onto a mat.
Kendo - offended the sensei when he tried present me with a training sword as he could see my aptitude (I'd done a couple of years of iaido). Actually got in trouble for that 1 once my teachers found out.

Sure as fuck beat kicking & chasing a piece of leather around a field.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 0:07, 4 replies)

No Bukkake?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 7:18, closed)
Closest I got
was getting felt up on some train line in Tokyo going to Ueno during peak hour.
Whoever it was, they had a very tender touch.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 7:27, closed)
There's only room
for one martial arts badass round here son.

You applied too late.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:43, closed)
Don't tell KipperFillets.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:12, closed)

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