Hairy Arse
We all turned up to his stag night chewing gum.

He was a very hairy chap.

He was pissed senseless by 9pm at which point we collected together the chewing gum into a ball, hauled down his trousers and kaks, and stuffed the tennis ball sized lump of goo into his (very) hairy ass-crack. Gay? No. Confused? Maybe

His fiancee picked him up at about 10pm, put him to bed, and spent most of the next morning trying to freeze / shave the matted ball of juicy fruit from between his buttocks.

More happy days.
( insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 16:07, 8 replies)

That's just fucking
stupid.
(username failed moderation, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 16:42, closed)

Thank you
( insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 19:13, closed)

I think you're confused about who's confused

( rofl harris, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 16:44, closed)

this is almost as stupid as that poofish thing

( rofl harris, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 16:47, closed)

Let's leave GeordieJay out of this, eh?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 20:41, closed)

Gets a click from me!

An evil but cunning trick!!
( Vambo, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:33, closed)

Christ's sake. That's just wrong .
( Ken Oath, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 12:02, closed)

Thank you muchly
( insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 16:06, closed)