It's an interesting social phenomenon
that men who are convinced they're irresistible to homosexuals - to the extent that they'll be sexually assaulted on sight - are inevitably physically repulsive.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 15:37, 1 reply)

Oh dear poorly phrased and pounced on
No agenda, it was his phrasing and the sudden assumptions in the face of doing something and walking away that made it both funny and shocking.

On a serious note you do not set someone up in a situation and not be there to handle the consequences if it goes wrong, unless you are a nothing to "friends".
Edit(2): So far some of this unkindness is there on the thread, but it will get worse.
If you are really nasty as a best man, get the bride to be onside and on plot (on my last of 3 so far). The knickers ( hers) at his mates as a wind up, were not needed
" you won those in the drinking contest with that old slapper". WHAT!!!

It all went wrong on another one the hen night got chucked out for erm... being too loud (or something else) (in Essex?) and we converged on the same nightclub.
Needless to say everyone was very mainly kind and gentle to each other in the fog next day called a wedding ceremony.
(tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 5:09, closed)

What's your first language?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 9:23, closed)

My money's on "Australian".

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 9:36, closed)

It's certainly not fucking English.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 9:44, closed)

I'll wager it's New Zealandish
( Ken Oath, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:47, closed)

Hahahayeah. Like that's even a real place.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:20, closed)

Alright Rick Fathelme.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:17, closed)