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Mictoboy asks: Everybody knows that stag and hen parties are a veritable gateway to Hell, and quite the worst thing to happen to anybody full stop. So, tell us what happened.

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I was a bit miffed at not being invited to a mate's stag party
...until I remembered that I'd slept with both his bride AND his sister (though not at the same time, unfortunately). On reflection I decided he was entirely within his rights.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:35, 6 replies)
No you never

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:15, closed)
Why did you sleep with them?
I'd have fucked them.
(username failed moderation, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:34, closed)
Hahahayeah. Virgin.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 17:00, closed)
Oxford English Dictionary, Cunts Edition
mate n. (informal) an acquaintance whose girlfriend/sister/fiancé/daughter/wife/mother you'd happily sleep with.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:15, closed)
You're from Norwich aicmfp.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:30, closed)
If only...
Nothing is taboo out that way!
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 20:06, closed)

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