Bears on Lawns
The men in my family are known for their body hair and we aren't even Greek! Anyway, my youngest brother's bachelor party got a little out of hand. He is the proud owner of one gen yew wine jet black back & shoulder pelt so thick you can't see any skin under it. It appears as though he is wearing some sort of frontless fur coat.
He had too much to drink, passed out face down on the front lawn and his high school buddies shaved his football number in his back hair. The next day he stood in front of 350 guests in church squirming, itching like mad and unable to do anything, including scratching.


His bride and the other women in the family had no sympathy and have ridden him for years about it.

edit: he was squirming, not the guests. It wasn't that kind of wedding.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 22:56, 2 replies)

I never itch after removing back hair. Pubis and legs but not chest and back, poor boy must be sensitive.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:35, closed)