true one
Teachers often become the focus of student infatuations, and it's never the hot blondes with the big tits. No, it's the geeky ones that smell of hamsters.

A student of mine started off waiting for me outside the school and wanting to walk me home. Later, she got my phone number from somewhere and started leaving messages on the answerphone (particularly distressing to hear as I was porking my new girlfriend). Then she started to mysteriously appear in whatever shops I was frequenting. When she got my email address (I used to give it to the hot blondes with big tits) I filtered out her obsessive letters.... so she found out my girlfriend's name and started sending me mails in that name.

It was quite worrying, especially when she dropped out of school to have a MENTAL BREAKDOWN. That was when the letters started to arrive - long, ten-page affairs telling me how distraught she was. After a couple of those I just threw them in the bin unopened. She knew where I lived, where I worked and who my girlfriend was. I was terrified of some personal attack even though she was a five foot nerd.

The letters only stopped when I left the country, but I still occasionally receive emails from her four years after the event.
(frankspencer, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 17:04, 3 replies)

Genuinely funny turn of phrase
"the geeky ones that smell of hamsters" Pure genius!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 17:32, closed)

heheh
you got stalked by velma from scooby doo!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:11, closed)

Nonsense Smash Monkey
You could tell Velma had a hot bod under that orange sweater!
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:53, closed)