When I lived in Leeds, I used to get stalked by an ice-cream van.
During the spring and early summer, it would usually turn up near my street round about 8pm, and play a crappy synthesised version of the James Bond theme.

When I moved across town the next year, it turned up in my neighbourhood again, at the same time of year, playing the same crappy song, round about 8pm.

I've now moved 14 miles away to the next metropolitan district, and if it turns up for a third year running, I'll be 100% convinced the secret services are after me. Damn secret services. *twitch*
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 20:31, 1 reply)

oh my god,me too!
there's one where my parents live in the suburbs of lothian!it plays 'Greensleeves' at high speed in the street but i never see it,i only hear it drive away!
i think its tracked me down to my uni too...
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 1 Feb 2008, 2:25, closed)