The Skittles Man
Not me, but my friend... she went on this trip to India with a load of other students, had a laugh, climbed some mountains, showered naked with some tribal types while they scraped the skin of her body (oh to have been there)... She met this guy, turns out hes a model. Also, MASSIVLY needy. Trip ends, she goes home but he wont leave her alone, rings her at 1 in the morning, starts crying when she tells him politly to bugger the hell off. This goes on for several weeks. Ha, then he sent her like 30 packs of skittles :D I happily munched my way through them and rotted my teeth for life, while she rang him up and told him to stay the fuck away...

I miss him :(
(Pointless as a chavs bathroom, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:07, 4 replies)

A model what?
Spitfire?

*clicks*
( scoshi pretending to diet since, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:54, closed)

hahah
give him a call!
( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 18:48, closed)

Model
Haha, an actual model, as in the type you see in magazines...

Odd. You would expect a model to radiate confidence and charm, right? Meh. This guy was a total whiny pussy.

Still, skittles ftw. Your right, i should totally call him.
(Pointless as a chavs bathroom, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:31, closed)

why ARE all the pretty ones dumb?
...and consequently loopy.
Still, free Skittles. Handsome man. Install a hall of mirrors and a Playstation, you've got a ground to work from...
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:15, closed)