feel the need
to post as it's my b3ta birthday and i've got a sparkly candle thing.

but i don't really have a right lot to say, having never stalked anyone myself. still, that's never stopped me before, so i'll just talk about the history teacher that i was so much in love with when i was at school.

it's surprising how much info you could get even before the internet. MI5 should hire 15 year old girls. they are masters of espionage. we got his phone number, home address, bank account number, work timetable and all sorts of other things. we didn't do anything with them*, it was just that trying to find out stuff was more exciting than maths homework.

shame the one thing we never worked out was that he was as gay as a window and loved teh cock..... ah well.

* actually, now i come to think of it, I didn't do anything with the info. i knew my friends sam and nick had done something very very Wrong, but it was every day of 10 years later when they admitted they had dared each other to leave messages on his answerphone one day singing "rachelswipe loves you"..... jesus the shame.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 22:25, 5 replies)

As gay as a window...
Fantastic.
(ramrod_newell had his hair brushed at, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 22:29, closed)

Well, if nobody else will say it...
... happy b3taday! May the forks be with you or something like that...
( Axai is in Montréal, Canada O.o, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 23:18, closed)

Oooh a little candle!
I didn't know that happened, I always miss mine :(

Happy B3taday :D
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 23:20, closed)

happy belated b3taday!
That's reminded me that I did similar things to my own history teacher, too... but I'm not flooding QOTW with that ;)
( Maladicta, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 12:31, closed)

what is it with history teachers?
I barely scraped by both GCSE and A-level because they were both too damn distracting.

Battle of the Bulge. I wish.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 16:19, closed)