Ah, the first proper boyfriend
Not a scary or funny stalker story, but it is pretty much all I've got. And I was a child at the time so the story is quite crap as well.

Started dating the first proper boyfriend when I was 13 and he was 14. Though he often reminded me that he had watched me from afar for a couple of years....which I thought was a bit creepy. We dated off and on until we were 17 and 18 respectively. It was during the non-dating times that he would commence stalking.

Natrually, though we lived in the same neighborhood, we were on opposite sides of said neighborhood. This did not stop him from walking past my house several times a day when we were young, and driving past when we were old enough to have cars. He also took to making friends with any new friend or boyfriend I had. He even went so far as to talk a buddy of his into getting a job where I worked when we were a bit older. Whenever I would confront him with his stalking ways, he would always reply that he just wanted to make sure I was safe and happy....and that the only way he could do this was by being near me. A bit odd you might say, but in my adolecent mind, I thought it was a sign of 'true love'. He was quite up-front with his stalking and when he moved away, I was saddened by the loss of him always watching me. It never seemed like a bad thing to me as I recognized that he was basically a harmless horny teenage boy.


These days I have a lovely mailman who delivers to my office and jokes that he shows up every day with the mail as an excuse to stalk me. Would be much nicer though if he would just take the plunge and ask me out.

I wouldn't mind getting a bit of length and/or girth in the evenings.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 3:54, 5 replies)

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So your story's not funny or scary and it's a bit crap. You really know how to hook your audience, don't you ?

Re mailman, why don't you ask him out ? Sounds like you'd be doing him a favour as well as yourself.
( Ramsay Tupper, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 9:43, closed)

If you like him, ask him out
it's really that simple. Don't play stupid games!
(EssY, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:54, closed)

i concur...
ask him out.

Gods! I'm the wrong person to be giving out relationship advice.
( SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 0:06, closed)

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I may not hook much of an audience, but at least you know what you are getting into up front. (I'm only funny in person)

yes, probably will ask the mailman out....that would be easier on everybody
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 0:30, closed)

Indeed, ask him out.
Your length joke amused me greatly.

*click*
(Poo_Pipe_Pirate, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 9:26, closed)