Mad Scouser
I'm a musician. A few years ago my old band were playing a big show supporting another, bigger band in Liverpool. After our set, I was sat on the merch table selling CDs and shirts, and ended up chatting to a nice lass for 10 minutes or so. She was about 18 or 19, very polite. That was that. 1 week later I get an email from said girl that opened "I enjoyed our time together so much, I can't wait until you meet my parents!" and went on to explain how she'd booked us both a holiday together in the south of France. I spent some time checking it hadn't been written by my drummer (funny chap) and then gingerly mailed back something along the lines of "Um.. what? No." This was followed by about 6 months of abusive emails telling me I was a "user".

My drummer suggested I should've tried to get the holiday without the girl. I'm not that evil, apparently.
(franktard, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:27, 1 reply)

Band Stalkers
are the worst!

I had some girl professing that she had my personal phone number all over myspace back in the day.

Oh how we laughed when someone pressured her and she produced the Radio 1 Flirt Divert number.

I so wished they'd played any of her messages because she seemed proper batshit.
( FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:03, closed)