Gay porn
I was living in a fairly big apartment building in central Sydney. This building had more than it's fair share of freaks.

As usual I was running late for work, opened up my door, and lying wedged under my front door was a magazine. Didn't have time to go through it then, so tossed it inside.

When I got home, I took a look. It was a gay cruising magazine. I tossed it in the trash and went out for a beer.

While drinking with the boys, we came up with this bright theory. Some gay bloke in the building must have taken a shine to me, but he wasn't sure if I was gay or not. So he left the gay magazine there, with his phone number written on one of the pages. If I'm straight, I'm not going to read it. If I'm gay I read the magazine and give him a buzz.

Now while completely straight, I was rather curious as to what type of bloke I could actually score if I had to. So I went through every single page of the mag. With a fine tooth comb.

There was no phone number.

I've never worked out why someone shoved a gay cruising magazine under my door.

But onto the other stalking story of that building.

There was a fairly crazy middle aged asian woman who lived one floor under me. She never seemed to go to work, no idea how afforded the flat. One day I was chatting to her at the letterboxes and she handed me a package, telling me they had sent her 2 copies, and I could have one. Told me to let her know what I thought.

It was a video. A porn video. Starring older asian women. Getting butt fucked.

No I never knocked on her door.
(Kaer, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 17:24, 6 replies)

Erm...
So...you lived above a porn star.....and someone dropped gay mags off at your flat.

Did the gay thing happen after you spurned her advances?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 17:27, closed)

cool
You should have given it a bash, it's always good to expand your horizons
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 17:32, closed)

@Magic
Horizons won' be the only thing he'll be expanding...
( Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 18:26, closed)

Or having expanded, as seems to be the case.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 20:34, closed)

"No I never knocked on her door."
Is that some kind of euphamism?
(JasperSinister is offering two tickets to the gun show, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:33, closed)

Sounds like....
the door would be already wide open!
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:43, closed)