Ha Ha Ha !!!
Right, another good QOTW!

As a cub scout aged around 7 or 8 there was a sponsored sleep, I managed to get about £10 for sleeping on the stairs for one night.

Many drunken nights at Uni I recreated this, one night I managed after many attempts to open the front door, trip over the step and fall asleep in the open door way with most of my body inside and my legs outside, I don't know how we weren't robbed!

After a mates 21st I fell asleep in full Black tie penguin kit on top of a climbing frame at the bottom of the mates garden.

I've slept after many drunken parties on stairs, landings, hallways, baths, under kitchen tables but my favourite has to be behind the TV. I remember looking at the after party chaos, seeing no space on the floor, I looked around for other possible sleeping sights. I spyed a tiny gap behind the TV, success! I managed to squeeze into the small space without pulling out any wires, it was warm but I could only sleep on one side due to the lack of space.

There was one teen party I remember, where about 6 different people had been violently sick on the floor of this room. I was the last to sleep and could not handle the stench of the puke that everyone was now snoring sweetly in, I found a deck chair in the garden and woke around dawn, surrounded by bunny rabbits!

There was one time a friend and I decided to get pissed up, deep in the woods, in the morning I opened the tent to see a huge deer grazing the debris that we had left in the night, I lay there for about 30 mins just in awe of the beauty deer, then had to move because I desperately needed a piss, scaring the deer and making it run off.

I used to walk home 8 miles from the pub, regurlarly. I have a route which is pretty much as the crow flys through fields, farms and two golf courses, I've woken up in bushes, hedges, in the middle of fairways and greens, half over stiles and fences and in the odd ditch by the side of the road.

My ultimate sleeping achievement has to be sleeping whilst on a 17hr - 21hr bus journey from Cairo to Dahab, whilst strange Egyptian comedy blared out of the TV screens at full volume.
( 42 Loves Teh Funphenschnaffles, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:17, Reply)