Where is the strangest place you have slept?'lardaholics anonymous' was bored and started a new question over in the old question, so the least we can do is make it official. What with New Year's celebrations coming up, asking for the strangest place you have slept is nicely appropriate too.
In case you are wondering, Portsmouth beach in the fog. Very strange waking up to that.
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chthonic, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 8:57)
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Not me but..The ex thank God. Nervous about coming out with my lot for the first time she proceeds to get wrecked. I wave her off in a taxi a few hours later and go back in to party. I arrive back at the student digs with a fellow housemate and go upstairs to bed. As I walk to the bathroom I see my brand new girlfriend asleep on the loo. Knickers round her ankles. Door wide open. Shit on the floor and splashed up her legs. Yes readers, she needed a shit and a vomit at the same time and instead of chucking in the bath and shitting in the toilet as most people would do, she gets up, turns round, and throws up down the bog while covering her ankles and the floor in runny alcohol soaked poo. I took her to bed and slept top and tail with Chaz.
(, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 13:26, Reply)
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