Where is the strangest place you have slept?'lardaholics anonymous' was bored and started a new question over in the old question, so the least we can do is make it official. What with New Year's celebrations coming up, asking for the strangest place you have slept is nicely appropriate too.
In case you are wondering, Portsmouth beach in the fog. Very strange waking up to that.
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chthonic, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 8:57)
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Maybe I drink to much?In a ditch, in the middle of what would politely be described as the arse-end of bumfuck; several miles from the nearest town or village and the roads had grass up the middle. Not sure what happened there.
In the middle of a two man tent, this may not sound very strange but there were at least 4 other people in the tent piled in a jenga style (I was second from bottom) and two of them were getting 'friendly'.
On a sofa, this was odd as I my bed was the otherside of the room and I had been sober. What was odder was that my feet were on the sofa and my head was on the floor.
Outside a friends bathroom - I'm saving this story for a QotW called when booze and drugs attack. Suffice to say I now have a phobia of bendy straws and shaving foam.
I've also slept on cars, under cars, in bus stations, train stations, flower beds, in a chrstmas tree (I mean in it and about 4ft up), in caves, swimming pools, bent over a fence (one of those cheap B&Q wooden panel jobs), on my unconcious housemate (she didn't appreciate it), in the cats basket, under a park bench (the person on the bench kept the rain off) and a few more I'm sure.
Length? I wish it was this long in real life..
(, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 22:43, Reply)
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