Where is the strangest place you have slept?'lardaholics anonymous' was bored and started a new question over in the old question, so the least we can do is make it official. What with New Year's celebrations coming up, asking for the strangest place you have slept is nicely appropriate too.
In case you are wondering, Portsmouth beach in the fog. Very strange waking up to that.
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chthonic, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 8:57)
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DIY Store Show House BedroomMy first job, when I was 15, was as a Saturday dogs body at Texas homecare DIY store. I fell madly in love with Sue who worked in wallcoverings at the weekends. Fortunately she fell madly in love with me but being as my parents were the 'none of that sort of thing under our roof' types and her father would have worried Guy the gorilla in a fight we had nowhere to consumate our love.
So one Saturday evening after work we managed to get ourselves locked in the store and spent ten minutes bumping uglies in a huge bed in the show house before I fell asleep (how's that for staying power?)
I'm sorry to report that I had most fun peeing in the (not plumbed in) display toilets. If we had left the show house the alarms would have gone off.
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TriedItOnceAndDidn'tLikeIt made you lose the game on, Sun 31 Dec 2006, 12:52,
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