Where is the strangest place you have slept?'lardaholics anonymous' was bored and started a new question over in the old question, so the least we can do is make it official. What with New Year's celebrations coming up, asking for the strangest place you have slept is nicely appropriate too.
In case you are wondering, Portsmouth beach in the fog. Very strange waking up to that.
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chthonic, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 8:57)
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conkers deep inside a laydeeBack in the good old days - when I could drink 10 pints and still be in some sort of state to not only successfully seduce a girl, actually get a hard on too.
Maintaining consciousness was more of a problem though.
She was a fairly petite little thing (no paedo jokes here...) and I managed to pass out, conkers deep inside her, and woke up in exactly the same position.
The poor girl must have been lying there for hours trying to push me off, then either through exhaustion, fear or lack of other options had to sleep like that too.
On waking up and realising my faux pas, I did the only honorable thing and crept out of bed, put my clothes on and did a runner.
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HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 10:04,
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