Where is the strangest place you have slept?'lardaholics anonymous' was bored and started a new question over in the old question, so the least we can do is make it official. What with New Year's celebrations coming up, asking for the strangest place you have slept is nicely appropriate too.
In case you are wondering, Portsmouth beach in the fog. Very strange waking up to that.
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chthonic, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 8:57)
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Morning gloryI once found myself asleep on the floor of a friend’s bedroom, as we needed to finish our college project, and I lived over ten miles away in the middle of nowhere. Unfortunately his room was so ineffably small, in order to actually lie down I had to sleep with my head and good proportion of my upper body in his wardrobe, which in itself is a fairly mundane tale except that I was awoken in the morning by the gentle serenade of birdsong outside the window, and my friend masturbating furiously in his bed under the strange miscomprehension that I was asleep or, which is more puzzling, if I were awake a quick tug would go unnoticed.
So, if you’re reading this (you know who you are), it didn’t go unnoticed and I am scarred for life.
Wanker.
(, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 12:53, Reply)
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