Delurking commenced.....
We have De-Lurkage. I was paid £2.50 an hour to litter pick on a landfill site.

Yeah, thats what I thought. You'd go along picking up every bit of shit along the way, just to look behind you to see that several more bits of shit had blown over the area you just cleaned.

I've also been paid to put my fingers up peoples arses and clean out the poo...true. The joys of being a nurse I suppose. I noted the previous nursey replies and would like to add my own.

Teaching new Mum's to breast feed (not as much fun as one might imagine).

Changing dressings on kids who have "open abdomens" following transplant.

Using "Methylated Blue" to see if people have holes in them, which also turns your piss green/blue (my learned colleague before mentioned the Rifampacin, which does indeed turn ALL body fluids orange).

If we unfortunately have a baby die, we carry them down to the mourge swaddled in a blanket. I've had a few sticky situations in lifts..."He's very quiet isnt he!"

I have others but they upset me.

Relurk engine engaged...Relurk attained
( Beejay Proper old bastard, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 16:41, Reply)