Strange things you've been paid to doI once spent two years being paid by the UK government to play Quake.
What's the strangest thing you've been paid to do?
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chthonic, Thu 30 Sep 2004, 10:13)
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twoI got paid to sit around watching TV and downloading MP3s all night with a buzzer on the wall. If the buzzer went off, it meant there was someone in the yard outside, and my job was to sound a coronary-inducing siren into the yard and aim a massive spotlight, which I swear must've been robbed from a police helicopter, straight at the scallies until they legged it. We even managed to get hold of a few more of these spotlights, and rig them up to some old nightclub lighting kit, so this previously pitch-black yard was suddenly floodlit in massive sweeping prison-escape style spotlights, with me holding one spotlight aiming straight at the pikey cunts.
They didn't half shift when that happened!
At the moment, I get paid to sit around on my arse all day doing absolutely shite all. And I didn't even have to get a PhD either.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 17:59, Reply)
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