Strange things you've been paid to doI once spent two years being paid by the UK government to play Quake.
What's the strangest thing you've been paid to do?
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chthonic, Thu 30 Sep 2004, 10:13)
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I WAS MINDING MY OWNin San Francisco when a man approached me and asked me to wollop him for 20 dollars. I hesitated, so he offered me some smoke to go with it. I agreed, we walked into an alley, i got paid,took a few puffs from a joint (while he explained that he wanted his girl to think drug dealers had beat him up when he went to score for her) and I hauled back and punched him pretty good.he staggered as his eye swole up but then asked if there was blood. nope. try again.
twenty more dollars. WHAMMO. he fell to his arse, and the blood came gushing.
it was rather funny to be thanked afterwards, but at least I had plenty of brew in the squat that night.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 3:05, Reply)
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