Street Life'Hi guys!' exclaims JLC. 'I was once offered oral sex by a young man outside my flat, at 7 o'clock on a Monday morning. Tempted as I was, I decided against it and went to work instead'.
Tell us about the funniest/most appalling/most peculiar thing you've seen in the street.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2015, 9:00)
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I used to live in the part of Southampton recently the subject of 'Immigration Street'.One day, I was walking back from the corner shop with a friend when we encountered the couple of junkie prostitutes who hung around on the corner. My friend was in the habit of stopping and talking to these ladies, for reasons best known to himself. This time he was drinking from a carton of milk, and one of the ladies asked for a swig - he was a friendly guy, so he let her have one, and her friend had one too.
After the usual "sorry, I'm broke, bye" we resumed our walk, and I got my chance to wonder out loud where those nice lady mouths had been in the last couple of hours.
The look on his face as he spat out the milk and started retching into a hedge - that's the funniest thing I've seen on the street.
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Zuowan, Fri 10 Jul 2015, 16:33,
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I like this and have clicked accordingly. (
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Jul 2015, 14:21,
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lol und enclickenz(, Sat 11 Jul 2015, 22:23, closed)
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