Street Life'Hi guys!' exclaims JLC. 'I was once offered oral sex by a young man outside my flat, at 7 o'clock on a Monday morning. Tempted as I was, I decided against it and went to work instead'.
Tell us about the funniest/most appalling/most peculiar thing you've seen in the street.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2015, 9:00)
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Having sex with somebody who's unconscious is rape.It's not really a matter of misinterpreting your post, petal.
(, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 10:56, 3 replies)
UnlessThey have signed a legal agreement in front of a lawyer after being declared Compus mentus by a doctor of the brain stating that they like to be prodded with a particular persons engorged phallus in the event that they are passed out or unconscious on Thursday the 20th may
(, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:34, closed)
Depends on the jurisdictionin the UK they could claim "reasonable belief in consent", but in Canada even with a signed legal document expressing prior consent it would still be rape
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 12:14,
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Fortunately there are no women in Canada.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 16 Jul 2015, 19:45,
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This is sadly true, because Canada was mostly colonised by the Scotch(
emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 20:22,
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LOLYou've got a massive wife.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 3:54, closed)
I'm not disputing that part.
Do try and keep up.
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There was no other part.(, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 21:27, closed)
The "you watched and did nothing because she was homeless" part.
It's a single sentence. It shouldn't be this hard to comprehend.
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No fish today, Doc.QOTW isn't fun anymore.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 14:02,
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Incredibly they seem to have got thicker and duller.(, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 21:28, closed)
We may as wellmove the whole thing over to the Sunday Sport's letters page.
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