Strict Parents
I always thought my parents were quite strict, but I can't think of anything they actually banned me from doing, whereas a good friend was under no circumstances allowed to watch ITV because of the adverts.
This week's Time Out mentions some poor sod who was banned from sitting in the aisle seats at cinemas because, according to their mother, "drug dealers patrol the aisles, injecting people in the arm."
What were you banned from doing as a kid by loopy parents?
( , Thu 8 Mar 2007, 12:37)
I always thought my parents were quite strict, but I can't think of anything they actually banned me from doing, whereas a good friend was under no circumstances allowed to watch ITV because of the adverts.
This week's Time Out mentions some poor sod who was banned from sitting in the aisle seats at cinemas because, according to their mother, "drug dealers patrol the aisles, injecting people in the arm."
What were you banned from doing as a kid by loopy parents?
( , Thu 8 Mar 2007, 12:37)
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My Mummy
Mummy banned me from sewing my wild oats and instead wanted me to keep it within our extended family, that pretty much meant that I had to ditch (*cough* and have killed*cough*) the stunner I was married to, and instead shack up with a moose.
On top of that, she just won't die and let me become king for a bit, she has even banned me from talking the help into smothering her in her sleep.
( , Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:48, Reply)
Mummy banned me from sewing my wild oats and instead wanted me to keep it within our extended family, that pretty much meant that I had to ditch (*cough* and have killed*cough*) the stunner I was married to, and instead shack up with a moose.
On top of that, she just won't die and let me become king for a bit, she has even banned me from talking the help into smothering her in her sleep.
( , Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:48, Reply)
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