Stuff You've OverheardAre you a nosey bastard who likes earwigging other peoples conversations? What's the best you've ever heard? From terrorist plots to intimate details of other peoples sex lives. We want to hear it all.
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rob, Wed 9 Jun 2004, 23:27)
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about 50 people overheard..........on the long slow commute home one evening
a rather emotional looking lad was sitting opposite me. he was fidgeting around with his mobile phone for about 15 mins obviously waiting for a important call..then it came and what a call....
the lad answered the call with a very anxious sounding 'Jenny?'
when he realised it wasnt 'Jenny' he launched into a rant at the top of his voice that went something like this:
'FUCK YOU PAUL AND THAT FUCKING CUNT BITCH!, NO NO I DONT CARE, YOU ARE A CUNT, SHES A FUCKING CUNT AND A SLAG, FUCK THE PAIR OF YOU!NO I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT, YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD YOU FUCKING NONCE CUNT'
he then hung up the call and promptly burst into tears
priceless
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bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 10 Jun 2004, 14:21,
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