Stuff You've Overheard
Are you a nosey bastard who likes earwigging other peoples conversations? What's the best you've ever heard? From terrorist plots to intimate details of other peoples sex lives. We want to hear it all.
( , Wed 9 Jun 2004, 23:27)
Are you a nosey bastard who likes earwigging other peoples conversations? What's the best you've ever heard? From terrorist plots to intimate details of other peoples sex lives. We want to hear it all.
( , Wed 9 Jun 2004, 23:27)
« Go Back
Out of the mouths of babes...
Going southbound on the Jubilee Line, and a lady with her two-year-old daughter came onto the tube at Finchley Road. Now the names of Tube stations from there on in are really quite cute, whereupon the rather adorable 2-year old starts saying - 'Mummy - why is that Squish Cottage? Is it a Squishy Cottage?'
'No, dear - that's *Swiss* Cottage.'
'I think it should be called Squish.... St John's Wood? Who's John? And why does he have a wood? Does he like trees...? Baker Sweet...'
'That's *Street*, dear...'
'Where's the bread?'
They got off at Bond Street - but that sweet little conversation brought a smile to my face.
( , Fri 11 Jun 2004, 13:33, Reply)
Going southbound on the Jubilee Line, and a lady with her two-year-old daughter came onto the tube at Finchley Road. Now the names of Tube stations from there on in are really quite cute, whereupon the rather adorable 2-year old starts saying - 'Mummy - why is that Squish Cottage? Is it a Squishy Cottage?'
'No, dear - that's *Swiss* Cottage.'
'I think it should be called Squish.... St John's Wood? Who's John? And why does he have a wood? Does he like trees...? Baker Sweet...'
'That's *Street*, dear...'
'Where's the bread?'
They got off at Bond Street - but that sweet little conversation brought a smile to my face.
( , Fri 11 Jun 2004, 13:33, Reply)
« Go Back