Whoops Mrs Miggins, you're sitting on my artichokes!
The secretary at work referred to the Mitchell and Webb character "Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar" as "Sherlock Chicken"

She also believed that Leonardo DiCaprio was an italian painter, (and thought how wonderful it was that he acted as well).
(LunarJim, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:13, 7 replies)

Sherlock Chicken
That's going to be my cat's new nickname, because I find that so ridiculous it begins to border on hilarious. We do currently call him Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar when he's in his mad-and-running-about mood.
(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:48, closed)

Is that the dish
Whereby you stick a citrus fruit up the chickens arse before cooking it because *drumroll* it's lemon entry my dear Watson?
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:58, closed)

Oh good show
Have a clap and a click
( Pretender, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:02, closed)

Much appreciated.
*tips hat*
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:05, closed)

To be fair, Sir Digby does wear a Sherlock style deerstalker and uses a magnifying glass.
(johnson, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:11, closed)

Well well well, look who's back!...

Is this a passing visit, or do you intend to stick around?

There have been a few comebacks lately. It appears that B3ta is like the KGB - 'you never really leave'...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:27, closed)

Just had a promotion
Now i have time to scribe more lascivious tomes for your delictation.
(LunarJim, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:25, closed)