Stupid Colleagues
Godwin's Lawyer tells us: "I once worked with a lad who believed 'Frankenstein' was based on a true story, and that the book was written by Shirley Bassey." Tell us about your workplace dopes.
( , Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:34)
Godwin's Lawyer tells us: "I once worked with a lad who believed 'Frankenstein' was based on a true story, and that the book was written by Shirley Bassey." Tell us about your workplace dopes.
( , Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:34)
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Tenuous?
My partner once phoned me from work. He said he couldn't focus as he'd been to McDonalds for breakfast and kept thinking about Big Macs and how wasteful they were. I asked him to explain this baffling statement, and he went on to say that they use one and a half burger buns for each burger, so what do they do with all the leftover tops? I gently explained that they're specially made buns which are cut into three rather than the usual two, he went back to work happy and I hung up and fell off my chair laughing.
( , Sat 5 Mar 2011, 11:40, 4 replies)
My partner once phoned me from work. He said he couldn't focus as he'd been to McDonalds for breakfast and kept thinking about Big Macs and how wasteful they were. I asked him to explain this baffling statement, and he went on to say that they use one and a half burger buns for each burger, so what do they do with all the leftover tops? I gently explained that they're specially made buns which are cut into three rather than the usual two, he went back to work happy and I hung up and fell off my chair laughing.
( , Sat 5 Mar 2011, 11:40, 4 replies)
We do that if we run out of Mac Buns
Use a quarter bun, and the heel of a regular (hamburger&Cheeseburger) bun in the middle. The crowns are then discarded. I dont like waste, so I use the crowns too.
( , Sun 6 Mar 2011, 15:32, closed)
Use a quarter bun, and the heel of a regular (hamburger&Cheeseburger) bun in the middle. The crowns are then discarded. I dont like waste, so I use the crowns too.
( , Sun 6 Mar 2011, 15:32, closed)
I love the fact...
... that there is a technical term for the top and bottom halves of a burger bun.
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 13:06, closed)
... that there is a technical term for the top and bottom halves of a burger bun.
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 13:06, closed)
Ditto...
I'm happier that I've gone this long before I learnt it :)
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:50, closed)
I'm happier that I've gone this long before I learnt it :)
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:50, closed)
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