
Godwin's Lawyer tells us: "I once worked with a lad who believed 'Frankenstein' was based on a true story, and that the book was written by Shirley Bassey." Tell us about your workplace dopes.
( , Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:34)
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When I lived in Tucson, Arizona, in the middle of the Sonoran Desert, I once talked to a colleague, who was enrolled as a student for an advanced degree in geography and climate, about the Ice Ages. I suddenly realized he was under the impression the ice sheets had gone everywhere in the Ice Ages, including Tucson, and maybe down to the Equator. I was going to ask about those happy days when humans frolicked with dinosaurs, but was afraid of his answer.
( , Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:02, 7 replies)

I asked some of them about dinosaurs. They told me they were hunted to extinction by man.
Cue two-hour-long argument.
After this exasperating experience, in which the other party felt they had confidently established that trilobytes were just adult woodlice who had gone extinct because they couldn't fit in the cracks of floorboards, I lost all hope and allowed them to get me very drunk and serve me barbeque.
Next time I'll skip to the booze and meat.
( , Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:17, closed)

It is unfortunate that you probably ate the last dinosaur.
( , Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:36, closed)

I thought the earth was entirely covered in ice at least a couple of times during the last few billion years?
( , Sun 6 Mar 2011, 15:00, closed)

The mainstream consensus is that there was always at least a band of ice-free land and ocean around the equator. But there are serious scientists who believe that a "Snowball Earth" did occur, on one or more occasions.
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 13:37, closed)

but the "snowball Earth" hypothesis refers to a period around half a billion to 650 million years ago, well before the evolution of complex life (or much life at all).
The Ice Ages, the last one of which ended only a few thousand years ago, were much, much less severe.
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:53, closed)

I read about it in Watchtower, so it must be true.
( , Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:10, closed)
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