Zoo..?
A few years ago, one of the secretaries at my old job went on holiday to Africa. Lovely lady, would do anything for you, but not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

When she came back, she delighted in telling anyone who would listen her exploits when on holiday. One such activity was a safari through the Serengeti.

"We saw all sorts of animals" she said. "Such as?"
"Well there were Lions, elephants, we saw giraffes, baboons and we saw some buffalo. Didn't see any tigers though."

Bless.
(animal252 last activated his kitten hammer on, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 13:45, 7 replies)

On my todo list.
I have 'See tigers' on my list of things to do if I find myself in Africa.
Just to annoy people.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4548494.stm
(speedevil, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 16:19, closed)

Of course not
You can only see tigers in Kenya.
(oball needs Satan more than he needs me, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 16:25, closed)

Yeah, forget Norway!
Kenya! Kenya, Kenya, Kenya!
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 16:34, closed)

Somalia's got pirates!
Do do do dod doo!
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 17:48, closed)

a tiger? In Africa?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 21:20, closed)

*nudges Eric Idle to keep quiet*

(McChinaman banned, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 0:55, closed)

Maybe it escaped from the Zoo

( Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 11:35, closed)