I'm willing to bet actual money there's a Petri dish in a lab somewhere
with different species of mould having a huffy, self-righteous and utterly simplistic slanging match about the nature of the universe and how there can or can't be a mould god and how there definitely isn't a third dimension or anything beyond the edge of the dish because they're completely incapable of understanding or experiencing it on any level.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:29, 3 replies)

If you open your mind too much your brain will fall out
(c) Tim Minchin
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:31, closed)

haha
I have secretly thought that for ages. It would explain a few things.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:48, closed)

I'd take that bet
Give you pretty good odds too.

Onus is on you to find these mould though, and give reasonable proof of their debates.

I'm collecting from you in the meantime.
( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:07, closed)

Which
of course it would have to be.

To prove a negative would be futile. How could the onus of proof be on you to show that the petri dish doesn't exist?
(dchurch bah, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:54, closed)

Sounds familiar.......

( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:40, closed)