I think this should win...
I used to work with someone who always put the milk in first when making tea. ALWAYS!
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:35, 18 replies)

To be honest
I was a "milk in Tea when it is brewed" kind of guy until
my latest squeeze started making mine milk first,
I actually like it the way she does it.
( Trollman, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:59, closed)

They are correct to.
Gives it a smoother flavour.

You, however, Sir, need to be shot.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:05, closed)

If you're making a pot, I'd agree.

(sabre-tooth monkey, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 13:31, closed)

Well how the hell else does one make tea?!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:00, closed)

When one is forced (or one's servants are forced) to make it with a bag in a mug.
Putting the tea in first and the milk in last sttrikes me as the lesser of two evils.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:24, closed)

Tea? In a bag?
What?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:04, closed)

It's this sort of nonsense that brought down the Empire.
Either that or Darth Vader anyway.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:24, closed)

Only infants and morons need milk in tea.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:07, closed)

Shambo
Hows the Banjo playing coming along?


( Trollman, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:16, closed)

Oh look.
Another puppy wants attention.

What'll your trick be? Gazzing me through the night? Creating a joke account in my honour? Or just desperately trailing me around b3ta until somebody anybody starts to take notice of you?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:00, closed)

These are all one person, I'm sure.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:11, closed)

How dare you!
My adoring fan club numbers in the THOUSANDS. I'm the motherfucking Lady Gaga of petulant /qotw nobodies.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:23, closed)

'qotw nobodies'
Bottom of the social pile and no mistake.
( 4Q just lurking, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:30, closed)

So
you're a she/he?
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:02, closed)

The correct way to put milk in tea
is to have one's servants do it.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:13, closed)

I think you'll find it's to have
one's servants' servants do it.

ACTUALLY.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:18, closed)

make the pleb drink QT.
problem solved.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:24, closed)

I believe that you are correct...
... long ago when most of the world was a part of Greater Britain, decent crockery was expensive. To cushion your questionable quality crocks from the shock of the hot tea you would therefore put the milk in first.

In the "best houses" you would therefore see scolding tea poured directly into the cups, with the milk to follow, just to show that you had money to buy the very best china. It is widely recognised that tea made that way is horrible but no matter - it's the showing off that counts. See also fashion.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:43, closed)