Curry Dare
I once ordered the hottest vindaloo known to man and to be honest, struggled to get the bubbling bowl of viscous fire juice down.
I instead dared my drunken pal £100 if he could down the lot in one, which he gladly accepted.

Now I thought there was no way he would be able to do it as this stuff was like sulphuric acid and would do a serious mischief to the guts if consumed...
He shook my hand, tilted back the balti dish and expertly downed about a pint of nuclear cuisine - straight.
We watched amazed at this feat, as he calmly insisted after that it was hardly hot at all (baring in mind a drop on the end of your finger could peel skin).

I then had to inform him that I had no £100, and had no intention of ever paying up.

Later that night he shat the bed about 6 times.
(wrigglesworth, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 12:53, 2 replies)

He should have clocked you one
then there would have been two sore arseholes that night :P
(Sammyj, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 0:29, closed)

never ever welch on a bet...
do that with the wrong people and they will kick your spleen out. smarmy little cunt.
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 3:33, closed)