eating chillies
One of my brother's friends bought in a bag of chillies procured from his dad's Indian restaurant. The strongest he could find. My brother, having grown up on bland English fare and never having been in the same room as anything stronger than an spring onion, took up the dare to eat the whole bag of chillis for £1.

Brother tips chillis into mouth, chews, swallows. Seems OK. Then starts to go a funny colour. Runs to classroom sink (his form room was a science lab, luckily) sticks his head under the tap. Runs to window, vomits out of window. Then back to tap. Then back to window, new year 7 pupil is walking below, is sick on the girl's head. Girl cries.

After ten minutes of running back and forth and then a further five before he was able to talk, my brother demands his pound.

After a debate it is decided that he lost the dare because he didn't keep the chillies down. Deputy Head appears at classroom door with distressed and soggy young girl. Brother has week of detention.
( hanabanana, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 14:22, 1 reply)

why
did he not just vomit into the sink?
(it's not hash mixed drops, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 15:56, closed)